“Once Upon a Time, in a Shitty Little Town . . .”
In Casa Verde — otherwise known as the St. George household — we only have a few rules. 1. Bring chocolate. 2. Mock as if there will be no tomorrow. 3. Watch any Jeremy Renner movie that has absolutely...
View Article“I Don’t Believe in Surrenders.”
Sometimes, I just feel like I don’t agree with the AFI on anything. The Searchers is one of the most well respected movies in the world. It is number one on AFI’s Best Westerns list. It is number...
View Article“I’m Not Bad. I’m Just Drawn That Way.”
After Bob Hoskins passed away on Wednesday, Mekaela and I ended up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We used to own this movie on VHS, but we never ended up replacing it after our VCR died a sad and...
View Article“Know Your Place. Accept Your Place. Be a Shoe.”
So, I’ve wanted to see Snowpiercer for, shit, two or three years now? I can’t remember exactly when I first heard about it, but it’s been a long time coming, I can tell you that. So over the weekend,...
View Article“I’m Not the Bad Guy.”
Netflix’s Daredevil comes out tomorrow and nerds ’round the world are pretty jazzed about it — all except me, it seems. Don’t get me wrong: I do plan to watch the series. I even figure I’ll probably...
View Article“This Is Sounding Less Like a Magic Trick And More Like Assault.”
Man. I’ve been so busy lately with work and edits and smoke inhalation that I’ve been neglecting my review for one of my very favorite obsessions. Season 5A of Teen Wolf just ended (well, a couple of...
View Article“I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!”
Well, I finally went to see Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2. I’ve seen people on both sides of this one, but personally I thought it was pretty great. SUMMARY: Our unlikely band of heroes are back...
View ArticleTriple Scoop Reviews: The Call, Event Horizon, and Ready Or Not
The Call First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Crap, I don’t even remember. Amazon, maybe? Spoilers: Yes Grade: Strawberry So, I actually watched this with my folks...
View ArticleTriple Spooky Scoop Review: Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Hostel, and The...
Invasion of the Body Snatchers First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Hulu Spoilers: Absolutely, and not just for this film. I will also heartlessly spoil Alien, Aliens,...
View Article“The Dead Speak!”
Well. I saw it. The Rise of Skywalker. And while I’ll inevitably spend far too many words trying to explain what I liked, what I didn’t, and what I really didn’t, if you’re looking for the short, short...
View ArticleTriple Spooky Scoop Review: The Changeling, Tragedy Girls, and You’re Next
The Changeling Year: 1980Director: Peter MedakFirst Watch or Rewatch: First WatchAmazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other – ShudderSpoilers: Only mildly–but the trailer above basically shows the whole...
View ArticleTriple Scoop Review: Fear Street Part One: 1994, Fear Street Part Two: 1978,...
So, it’s July 3rd–or at least it is for me, right now, as I write this intro–and we’ll be doing our usual Triple Scoop Review a little differently today. Since Fear Street is a trilogy of...
View ArticleTriple Scoop Review: Gunpowder Milkshake, Black Widow, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Gunpowder Milkshake Year: 2021 Director: Navot Papushado First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Netflix Spoilers: Nope Grade: Strawberry I’ve been looking forward to...
View ArticleTriple Spooky Scoop Review: Candyman, Urban Legend, and A Bay of Blood
Friends! Enemies! Other Random People! It is October, and that means it is finally time for our 3rd Annual Horror Bingo! The Game Set-Up: Mek and I each came up with our own list of 15 horror movies....
View ArticleTriple Spooky Scoop Review: Hereditary, Till Death, and Tag
Horror Bingo continues! Once again, we have three wildly different movies to discuss today. Let’s just skip straight to the blasphemy, shall we? Hereditary Year: 2018 Director: Ari Aster First Watch or...
View ArticleTriple Scoop Review: Big Match, Inseparable Bros, and The Villainess
Big Match Year: 2014 Director: Choi Ho First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Streaming Service: Viki Spoilers: Nah Grade: Vanilla Big Match is enjoyable, pretty light-hearted fare. Once again, Lee Jung...
View ArticleHorror Bingo 2022: The Call (2020)
Continuing on with Horror Bingo . . . let’s discuss The Call. (Note: I went into this movie knowing very little about it. If you want to do likewise . . . maybe don’t watch the trailer above. It’s a...
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